Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner! May 24, 2012

There’s this saying that two is better than one. But apparently, the American Idol trailer folks did NOT want us to go down that path, so they reiterated to us all that there can only be one winner. Thanks, AV people. But I think I’ve got a handle on that one, having not been born yesterday. And having watched ten other seasons of American Idol, none of which ended with a tie.

I may take some heat for saying this. But in my opinion the American Idol finale kind of does for old singers what Dancing with the Stars does for old stars…gives them a moment to shine and feel relevant to pop culture again. By this I do NOT mean that I disrespect the older musicians and nor do I discount what they’ve done for the industry and culture as a whole. Honestly. But can we be real? Some of these folks just don’t sound very good anymore. And it’s sometimes painful to watch. I’d rather see other people perform, is all I’m sayin’.

Top 10 Perform “Run Away, Baby”

The top 10 started off the show in style  with a really fun and energetic performance with relatively no awkwardness. And when choreography is involved, that’s really a big deal. The only time I was concerned was when Joshua went down into the splits and then attempted to come back up and couldn’t get grip with his shoes. That was almost a disaster. But luckily, then I was distracted by the super cool dancers! Those guys were amazing.

Top 2 Revealed

First of all, every time Ryan says “Nokia theater” it makes me think of gnocci. I know it doesn’t make sense, but that’s where my brain takes me.

Holy frijole! I can’t believe American Idol broke a world record with 132 million votes on Tuesday night! That’s some craziness up in there.

When Phillip and Jessica walked out. I had two thoughts:

1. Well, Phillip is pulling off the white outfit but would an undershirt been out of line? I’m just saying.

2. Jessica’s white dress was the best of them all. I guess that’s appropriate. And it’s super amazing that she’s made it this far when she had to depend on the judge’s save to keep her in the competition. I don’t think any other “judges save” contestants have made it to the finale.

CCR’s John Fogerty Performs with Phillip Phillips

Okay, so my friend Todd had some pretty brilliant insights about this performance which I am going to share with you. (You’re welcome.) He said that folk singers like John Fogerty often just throw the notes out there and that it’s not so important that they hit them square on…it’s more about the feeling and style than the precise note. And Phillip was forming and hitting his notes right on which made John Fogerty look kind of bad. I think he’s right, but my first response was “ew, this doesn’t sound good.”.

I made it through “Have You Ever Seen The Rain” and was going strong but when Phillip announced that they would ALSO be singing “Bad Moon Rising”, I almost lost my focus. Here’s my question: why two songs? Why not stick with one and call it good?

And then I felt the “no, YOU’RE the best” pointing trying to give the other person the credit was a little over the top.

“The Judges are Professionals” Video Montage

First I must say that when I learned the term “montage” my life totally changed. Thanks, Greg Spangler!

This video mostly consisted of Ryan being generally awesome (but a bad golf cart driver), the judges (especially Randy) laughing through poor Idol hopeful’s bad auditions, SteTy’s inappropriate comments, and J. Lo acting kind of like a prima donna. Par for the course, really, but kind of fun to see.

Joshua and Fantasia Perform “Take Me to the Pilot” by Elton John 

I wish I could go back in time and not watch this performance.

Fantasia looked like a HOT MESS with that long hair and the crazy eyes. I did not even recognize her, even though Joshua introduced her. She seriously looked like some sort of insane asylum patient that was let out on “good behavior” and could not have worn a more unflattering outfit if she tried. Tight black leather with the sides of the legs cut out and replaced with netting? Nope. Nuh-uh. MY EYES! MY EYES!

Jimifer is Born

This video segment was mostly outtakes of Jimmy Iovine calling Jennifer Lopez “Jessica” over and over, much to Nigel Lythgoe’s dismay. Nigel actually threatened to punch Jimmy at one point. I thought the most hilarious part of this whole thing was when Jimmy slipped and called someone Joshica. Now that’s funny, Jimmy. Why don’t we get to see this side of you more often?

Top 6 Ladies Performance with Chaka Kahn
The top 6 ladies sound great! I have to name Erika and Elise as MVPs of this one. When Shannon sang, I was taken aback because it’s been so long since I’ve seen her that I forgot that she was even in this season (sorry, Dad!). Holly rocked…and looked so cute in her bubble gum pink sparkly dress. Chaka Kahn, however, she did not hold up her end of the bargain and her outfit was almost as terrible as Fantasia’s. Whose idea for her to walk down those stairs? I thought she was going to fall. She also seemed like she couldn’t remember the words…and also like she might have been high.

It must have been a thrill for the girls to sing with her, though.

Ford Montage and Car Bequeathalment

Yep, I just made that word up. I’m a maverick. I love that Colton got a noticably big cheer when he appeared on screen. Yay, Colton! Still listening to his rendition of “September” on my May playlist, in case you’re wondering.

As they did last year, Ford gave the contestants the opportunity to thank their musical mentors. Phillip chose his brother-in-law Ben Neal (For the record, I love names that are two first names) and Jessica chose a family friend, Robert Talon who may just be the tiniest man I’ve ever seen. I bet Jessica’s family was all like “Dude! Jessica! Why didn’t you pick us so we could get a car?” Oh, because, the mentors got a car just like the contestants did. So everyone was happy.

Rhianna performs “Where Have You Been?”

With all the lasers, I expected Rihanna to be performing some sort of heist where she had to navigate the beams. But it turns out, they were just there for show. I didn’t see a single limb sliced off. Which, I suppose, is really good for the Idol legal team.

I did not understand why that guy on stilts was in the performance. But, Rihanna can sing! And it was an interesting performance, but I still feel like this is the night of bad outfits. I should just point out that she definitely wasn’t singing during that chorus. Definitely not.

Skylar Laine and Reba McIntyre Perform “Turn On The Radio”

Okay, let’s not kid ourselves. Skylar blew Reba away in energy and vocal and completely showed her up. Reba was a good sport and they did sound amazing together. Their voices really are very similar.

And that fiddler should get honorable mention just for being able to pull off that hair…

A Tour of SteTy’s Dressing “Room”

This dressing room was really a house. Just a few quick thoughts that flashed through my mind during this segment:

• SteTy is a better actor than I’ve ever given him credit for. This was way better than J.Lo’s Ice Age promo.
• There is more pink in there than I would have thought.
• Is that sloth for real?
• Yep, this confirms it! Steven Tyler is one weird dude.

Jessica Reprises “I Will Always Love You “

What can I say? She was flawless and gave a top-notch performance.

Top 6 Guys Perform with Neil Diamond

I’m going to say that the guys do not as good of a job at blending as the ladies here. But, I gotta give credit where credit sis due. As much as I dislike DeAndre’s falsetto, it’s a plus in these situations to bring depth to the harmony.

Well, Neil Diamond kind of sing-talked…and looked generally like Mr. Rogers. But all we needed to do was wait for the chorus of Sweet Caroline (does anyone really know the verses?) and all was well.

My favorite version of this song would have to be this one:

The Idols “Sing the Phone Book” for Randy Jackson

Other than the final results, this was the very best part of the evening. I love that they called Randy out literally on his comment that any given contestant could “sing the phone book”. So the video montage gave what was only a brief snapshot of the many times he’s doled out that particular phrase and then we cut to the Idols in choir. Holding phone books like choir folders. And singing phone numbers, advertisements, and generally poking fun at the concept of “singing the phone book”. And at the end, Joshua went off in a typical gospel run and all the other Idols looked at him like it was the most annoying thing ever.

Which, of course, I loved. I’m not embarrassed to admit that I laughed my face off. And I echo Ryan’s urging for Randy to get some new material.

Jennifer Lopez Performs “Going In” and “Follow the Leader”

I knew the instant that I saw J.Lo start her performance fully clothed that it couldn’t last long. Also, the dancing with the trampolines? Ah-maze-ing. I’d like to install trampolines along my normal walking routes so I can be just as cool. I love the Step Up movies. It’s pretty much my only chance to see my favorite So You Think You Can Dance contestants after the shows are over.

And these musings pretty much occupied my thoughts throughout the performances. That, and a thankfulness that MC Hammer pants are not yet back in style.

Ace and Diana’s Proposal

So, apparently, Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo have been dating for some time. In that time, Ace decided to grow some nappy hair and Diana adopted cool nail polish. Also, since this stage will always be “home” to them (even though they’ve not stepped foot on it since Diana was on season three and Ace was on season 5), Ace decided to propose to her on stage. And Kieren lent his lighting and Ryan played the role of wingman. Listen, I’m all for love and I want it to lift us up to where we belong and everything but this was incredibly awkward.

Ace took the opportunity to toute their Broadway success, promote the jeweler who made the ring, etc. It was a self-promotional placement rolled into an proposal! And I might have been able to stomach that IF his voice wasn’t so cheesy.

What I took away from it all? Ryan’s a super helpful and stealthy person to have in such a situation. Of course.

You’ll Never Walk Alone – Hollie and Jordin Sparks

Okay now. Hollie and Jordin should have just kept walking…together…right off the stage. This performance was kind of a mess. It started off okay, Jordin entered off pitch, and then everything kind of just went downhill from there. Once positive thing I can say: maybe Jordin could help Fantasia with her extensions. ‘Cause she looked gorgeous.

Robin Gibb’s Tribute – A BeeGees Medley by the Top 6 Guys

Well, that was…shall we say…not crisp. This performance was a very sweet idea but not quite executed well enough. Still, it wasn’t terrible. And it was a nice guesture.

Jessica and Jennifer Holliday sing “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going”

Holy. Freaking. Cow. Jennifer Holliday has what must be the BIGGEST mouth I’ve ever seen. It’s almost snake-like and I expected her to detach her jaw at any moment. THAT THING IS GINORMOUS!

Not being a psychic, I can’t tell you what she was thinking. But if I were to wager a guess, I’d say that she was bound and determined not to be upstaged by Jessica. This performance was (to borrow a SteTy phrase) over the top and hard to watch at time because of the facial expressions going on. But it was also amazing and intense and crazy-good. At one point, the camera shot to J.Lo to see her reaction to the performance and her face was contorted in a grimmace. That made me laugh.  All in all, a stellar and glittery performance.

Aerosmith Performs “Legendary” and “Walk This Way”

I should clarify that when I made the “Dancing with the Stars” remark, I did not lump Steven Tyler in that mix. He’s still got it and I’d much rather watch SteTy than J.Lo any day of the week. This performance was just a rocking good time and fully worth the time. You go, SteTy.

Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Sing “Love Lifts Us Up”

Hmm. Okay. They really should have left well enough alone. This song did not really do much for either of them…especially not Phillip who wandered in and out of the pitch. Jessica didn’t really even try to blend and the whole thing came off like they’d practiced it once backstage before they went on. And given how many performances they gave this week, that’s a very real possibility.

Final Results for the Final Time This Season

One question: Should we really trust our AMERICAN Idol results to an Englishman? Well, if it’s good enough for Nigel, it’s good enough for me.

And the winner is…

PHILLIP PHILLIPS!

And Scotty McCreery hands off the trophy and Phillip’s guitar. I remember thinking “If Phillip loses it, I’m totally going to bawl my face off”. And then that’s exactly what happened. Hey! Maybe I AM psychic!

Phillip started singing his single “Home” and got off to an impressively solid start. But somewhere around the bridge, he just started to cry and could not pull it together enough to finish. And then I started to cry…and then the ugly crying commenced when he took off his guitar (the song was not finished yet, the marching band was still marching) and walked down off the stage to be immediately enveloped by his family.

Are you kidding me? I love this guy!

I’ve heard all season about the fact that Phillip has been sick, but never from the stage and never from Phillip (he’s SO not a complainer!). So last night when the confetti filled stage faded from my television screen, I googled it. And found this article.

I’m sure part of his breakdown was the fact that he was so excited that he can finally have surgery and not have to deal with the constant pain! And I was so relieved for him when I found out today that he’ll have surgery in the next week or so.

I cannot even tell you how glad I am that he won, nor how excited I am for his CD to release. But first, Pheel better Phillip!

Haddock out!

Top 2: Dueling Vocals May 23, 2012

Well, if last night proved nothing else it proved this: a performance episode of American Idol can be only one hour long and still satisfy the audience. I’m just sayin’.

The night needed an epic trailer, so that’s what the AV guys put together for us. And as some unknown hand model scrawled different words and phrases onto a page with a calligraphy pen, I was taken back to my childhood when I really wanted to learn calligraphy. Who knows? If I had filled my potential and pursued hand model stardom, would I be the one featured in the American Idol trailer? Ah well, hindsight is 20/20, right? The road not taken…

I loved our first glance at the final two because even just LOOKING at them, you can tell the differences.

Phillip is in his typical down-dressed duds and Jessica is swathed head to toe in a formal dress. Similarly, Phillip has a cool and calm (but heart-felt and authentic) feel to his music and Jessica is all about the drama and showing her vocal prowess. And when Ryan proclaimed this the tightest finale race ever, I think I kind of had to agree with him. I think Kris Allen/Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken/Ruben Studdard were close calls, too, but the level of talent this year is definitely heightened.

Here’s how last night went down:

Round 1 – Simon Fuller (creator of American Idol) picks the song.

Round 2 – Contestants pick a song they’ve already done.

Round 3 – Each performs the song they’d release as a single if they win.

Ding! Round 1!

Simon Fuller’s pick for Jessica – “I Have Nothing” by Whitney Houston

Um, that is not a very imaginative choice, Simon. She already has an iconic Whitney song under her belt so I thought Simon did her a disservice here. Let’s not kid ourselves, Jessica is an amazing talent. She rarely (if ever) has pitch problems and she knows how to entertain an audience. But though she was commanding and technically perfect (c’mon, the girl has CHOPS!), I didn’t think she had much emotional connection to the song.

I like that there were no judges comments until the end of the round. Maybe that could be a neat innovation for you to make, Simon!

We came back from the commercial break with Ryan yucking it up with the audience. What a magical place the Nokia theater is! A place for host and audience to come together and make funny, funny jokes.

Simon Fuller’s pick for Phillip – “Stand By Me” Ben E. King

Okaaaaay, THIS is a very cool rendition of an old song. Phillip actually made me like the song more than I originally did, which (in my humble opinion) is the point of doing a cover. Plus, I like that he took it more minor especially in the final note of that first phrase.  He really settled into this song and played it from the inside out.

Phillip stayed true to his mellow, guitar-wielding vibe but even sitting on a stool he can’t keep his legs still. The whole performance gave off a singer-songwriter-y vibe, which is why I love the guy. And since the screams were hard to ignore, I’m going to say that the audience…okay, the girls…sure do love him, too!

In the audience, I spotted a “Pheel better Phillip!” sign and I gotta give props to the sign-maker for being able to convey a sweet message in a clever way. Well done, random audience member. Well done.

The Judges Weigh In On Round 1:

I thought they were right with the “competition of the opposites” assessment. According to RaJax, J.Lo, and SteTy, round 1 went to Jessica.

Jason Derulo Performs “Undefeated”

Tonight, it appears that the only performer on stage that has had a pitch problem thus far has been the much-acclaimed Jason Derulo.

Also, Jason, do you think it’s a good idea to dance on top of a chair when you just recovered from a neck injury? Safety first! Now, the dude can dance and entice Jordin Sparks to sing along. But I’ve never seen an artist dance and sing with equal success at both…see example: Usher.

Ding! Round 2!

Jessica’s Reprisal of  “The Prayer” by Andrea Boccelli and Celine Dion

I thought Jessica was going whip “I Will Always Love You” out of her bag of tricks, but I think she was smart for going back to an audition song rather than re-doing a song that we’ve heard during the live shows. It made the performance seem fresh even though it was practiced. And nobody needs to take two Whitney songs on themselves in the space of an hour.

I also loved her choice because I happen to love this song. I may or may not have had to rewind it completely because I found myself singing along. And it’s not fair to judge Jessica’s performance with my warbling in the background. The full orchestra was a nice touch and even cold-hearted-watched-a-million-episodes-of-this-show-and-I’m-impervious-to-the-performances teared up at that big note. Masterfully done, Jessica. What a GORGEOUS rendition of that song.

Phillip’s Reprisal of “Movin’ Out” by Mumford and Sons

Aw, man! I was hoping he’d do the stripped down version of “Thriller.

Okay, I take it back…I love this song! And he sounds soooo rock solid because the style suits him so well. I’m not as familiar with Mumford and Sons as I should be seeing as how much I love their songs before I know who sings them. But that’s really a problem for me and my iTunes account. I really appreciate how Phillip has stayed consistently who he is through the whole competition and still just revels in the music. You can tell that half the fun for him is playing with the other musicians. And if he’s accomplished all of this while still not feeling well? I can’t wait what he can do when he’s firing on all cylinders.

The Judges Weigh In On Round 2:

Since the judges are probably contractually obligated to not back any specific artist too far, they were predictably split when asked who they thought took the round. Randy saw it as a “dead even” race, Jennifer picked Phillip and Steven picked Jessica. Thanks for nothing, Judges.

Ding! Round 3!

Jessica’s Single: “Change Nothing”

At first I was mostly taken with the fact that the pianist was playing from music on his iPad. What a nifty world we live in these days, eh?

This song was a solid pop ballad…and I liked it. I thought Jessica sang it well and the lyrics were good. It wasn’t a nonsense song. In fact, I think it could rival any song in this genre that’s on the radio right now because it had an interesting hook. All that said, though, I have to agree with Randy. That song was too small for Jessica and didn’t suit her as well as her first single should have. On the other hand, I don’t know how much “urban” she’ll want to infuse into her sound at first if it’s just going to make her sound like a Beyonce sound-alike.

But if fashion plays any role, Jessica did have the coolest outfit of the evening. Hands down.

Phillip’s Single: “Home”

Phillip was super smart in his choice of this song. It was very bluegrassy and fit him like a glove. The song allowed the simple melody to show off his vocal in all the ways that made him look good. And we were left with a clear picture of who Phillip is and will always be, even when he enters the music industry.

But I’m not sure where the marching band comes in. Well, I saw where they came IN, but I’m not sure WHY. That was such an odd choice.

Phillip left the night with the only standing ovation by the judges. And while I don’t always agree with their shenanigans, I’m glad the judges supported what I thought was the best performance of the night.

Scotty McCreery “Please Remember Me” Recap of the Season

This was kind of stupid because we couldn’t really see the video! Plus, I don’t think that vest fits Scotty very well. I want to see the video! Sorry, Scotty. And he had some major pitch problems towards the end there, so I was glad that the credits ushered us out.

I honestly think that either one of them could take it. Sure, Phillip has never been in the bottom two and obviously has a lot of girl voters on his side. But Jessica probably scooped up Joshua and Holly’s voters and there’s a large group of people who want this year’s Idol winner to be a girl. And Phillip is many things, but a girl is not one of them. But I voted for Phil Phil and hope he wins it all. Either way, though, I won’t be sad. They both deserve it.
Haddock out!

Top 2: Destined for the Finale May 18, 2012

There weren’t very many surprises for me in last night’s episode, so I have to admit, I wasn’t sure what to write about it. So…I did what I always do when I lack inspiration. I turned to Pinterest. Turns out, there’s not much about American Idol there. This might be the only time when Pinterest has let me down, actually.

I guess I’ll just stop procrastinating and get started. If I finish this post before the end of the night, I’ve promised myself exactly three M&Ms. Nothing like a reward to keep you going!

The Top 3 Perform “Gotta Get You Into My Life” by the Beatles

If Jessica, Joshua and Phillip created a band, I’d go see that concert. They’re all worthy of their spot in the top three and this group performance (so prone to disaster!) was pretty flawless.

Ford Music Video

I largely ignore the videos now because…well…why encourage this kind of promotion? But I have to mention it today because Joshua and Jessica were the only two in the video. Where was Phillip??

Dear Ryan,

Please stop telling us that Jason Derulo needs our help to finish his song. You know what I say? Jason Derulo makes lots and lots and lots of money. Maybe he should finish his own darn song. Mkay? Thanks.

The Joshua Recap

Joshua according to Jimmy: Last night wasn’t his best showing, but it was a very good night. Jimmy felt the judges were too generous in their comments about the first song…he would not have given Joshua a standing ovation. He does think that Josh is the most exciting showman left on the show but that his rendition of “Imagine” was overdone and overly emotional. He did take the rap for not liking the last song (since he picked it!) and apologized to Joshua saying that there was not enough of a melody.

I actually think Jimmy was a little hard on Joshua, but not about “Imagine”. My opinion is that a lot of what Joshua does is overdone and overly emotional, so I was glad someone said it out loud. But I thought the last performance “No More Drama” was his best of the night.

Wait, why are we watching a promo of Ice Age?

Without warning and despite my protests, we were subjected to a few minutes of J.Lo pretending to be called by characters from Ice Age 3 who wanted to come to the finale. It seems that they were confusing her with her cartoon character.

Don’t get me wrong, I laugh every time that squirrel chases the acorn to the ends of the earth. But there are boundaries, folks. Then again, I’d rather her pretend to talk to cartoon characters than watch her dance half-naked to a song with no substative lyrics. So I guess we dodged a bullet there.

Lisa Marie Presley Performs “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”

Grammatical issues with the title aside, I think this performance was very dull. I think I had two interesting thoughts while I endured through the whole performances:

1. I think Tim Burton did the staging and costuming. He’s probably a close personal friend.

2. Is that a bigger microphone than usual? Why can’t I see her mouth moving while she sings?

The Jessica Recap

Jessica according to Jimmy: Jessica’s first song (Mariah Carey’s “My All”) didn’t come together and neither did her second (Aerosmith’s “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”. Jimmy whole-heartedly believes in her talent and even said that Jessica could rightfully take the stage at the Grammys. But he also said that his pick for her wasn’t quite right because of the limited time.

Seems like Jimmy is kind of full of excuses, but at least he owns up to his errors in judgment. I’m glad he said that he wasn’t crazy about her Aerosmith song. I thought the same thing. And I agree with Jimmy about her talent level. Even though I’m rooting for Phillip, if Jessica took it all I’d be perfectly happy with that verdict.

Adam Lambert Performs “Never Close Our Eyes”

I was really excited to see that Adam was going to be on the show because I always get the best fashion ideas from him. This time, I really liked his glow in the dark nail polish. Not really on him, but on me it will be fantastic. I was not really digging the creepy-looking eye in the background of his performance. And I thought it was surprisingly lackluster for an Adam Lambert performance. He just didn’t look like he was having fun!

The Phillip Recap

Phillip according to Jimmy: His first song (“Beggin’” by Madcon) wasn’t great, but it was also not bad. Therefore: no harm no foul. His second song (“Disease” by Matchbox 20) was as snooze-fest and wasn’t a strong enough showing for this stage of the competition. Jimmy thought the third song was Philip’s best performance ever and showed new depth that he hasn’t seen all year.

I am just not getting it…I definitely wouldn’t even put it in the top 5! Maybe I’m super crazy. You can tell me if I am…

I have no idea how many times I’ve listened to Phillip’s version of “Beggin’” since Wednesday night. But it’s a LOT. Maybe 30 times? And keep in mind that I’ve still been going to work every day and sleeping at night. His best performances this season (in my opinion) were Superstition, Hard to Handle, and this song. And I’ve downloaded more Phillip songs than any other constestant, so I guess that lets you know where my loyalties lie.

Final Results:

There were 90 million votes. And now we learn who will be gracing the finale stage.

Spot 1: Jessica Sanchez

Spot 2: Phillip Phillips

This went down exactly as I thought it should! I am sad for Joshua, because he’s mad talented. But I can’t wait to see next week’s finale and who our next American Idol is. It’s very likely that I’d buy either of their CDs, but as you know by now, that’s not really news is it?

Haddock out!

Top 3: Imagine Who Could Win May 17, 2012

If you want the short version, here it is:

• The contestants all delivered vocally
• The judges were their normal selves…J.Lo kept snatching the spotlight, Randy kept yelling that people were “in it to win it”, and SteTy was bleeped. Good times.
• Ryan was his jovial self…maybe he sees the light at the end of the Idol tunnel? But after a rousing round of “change the stair you’re standing on” with Jimmy Iovine, I’m sure this new game will sweep the nation.

But, of course, you know the short version could never contain all the awesomeness from a performance night! So here’s how last night went. In an effort to fill up every moment of their two hour show, even though we could have probably picked the winner with just a one hour show, there were three rounds:

Round 1 – It’s not clear to me how the judges picked the songs that the contestants sang. J.Lo made it clear that they all deliberated on every contestant, but maybe the final decision was made by an individual judge? If it was a “deliberation”, I’m fairly certain that could be interpreted as “J.Lo picked the songs”. But what do I know?

Round 2 – The contestants throw caution to the wind and pick their own songs without the safety net of a theme. I guess making it this far in the competition has made them brave. You go, guys!

Round 3 – Jimmy Iovine finally gets to make the contestants do what he’s wanted them to all along. And showcase his brilliance. And talk to Ryan from the audience.

Ding! Round 1

Randy (or all the judges?) picked “I’d Rather Be Blind” by Etta James for Joshua

Okay, so I think this is the second time that Joshua has used this old-timey hand-held microphone thingamajig. I’d like to go on record as saying that this microphone makes me feel weird. I know I shouldn’t care, but I get so enamored with it that it distracts me from the performance. I wonder if it’s comfortable to hold. I wonder if it projects better or differently than a real microphone. I wonder if it got sanitized after James Durbin spit on it. You know, things like that.

Joshua’s staging team must be continually having to come up with ideas of where to put his brass band. This time they were on risers, which took me back to our high school choir concerts. I wonder if the instrumentalists had to find “windows”.  Okay, maybe I shouldn’t blame the microphone. Apparently, I ‘m easily distracted.

I should probably say something about the actual singing, hmm? Well, I appreciated that Joshua didn’t rush the song and that he didn’t scream until the very end. He kept the ad-libbing to a minimum, and I gotta say that’s the Joshua that I can get behind. In addition, can I just say that the way he moves on stage is so natural? I’m not often distracted by that because it feels so authentic to his performance.

[Oh my gosh, I forgot about HeeJun! How could I forget? Having him in the competition seems like a SEASON ago.]

Jennifer Lopez (or all the judges?) picked “My All” Mariah Carey for Jessica

J. Lo, J. Lo, J. Lo. Please, oh pretty please, be more succinct. We don’t need to see the flow-chart of how you came up with this song choice. We don’t need to be reminded of Jessica Sanchez’s vocal virtue. We don’t need an exposition on anything that just allows you to listen to the sound of your own voice. So, in short: EDIT!

My hat goes off to Jessica. This song is almost impossible to sing without going under pitch! Or at least that’s the experience I’ve had when trying to sing it into my hairbrush in front of my mirror. And not that I have the vocal skills of Ms. Sanchez. But, still. I can understand why the song is so hard to sing! It was a little low for her and I didn’t feel that she was as emotionally connected to it as last week’s “And I’m Telling You”. But what Jessica does is so amazing. It’s no wonder that SteTy picked her for the win.

Steven (or all the judges) picked “Beggin’” by Macon for Phillip

Initially, I couldn’t even write any notes on this performance because I was so busy finding out if it was available for download. Thank goodness for DVR, eh?

This a cappella intro was brilliant. BRILL. IANT. And I know his guitar has become a fixture for almost all of his performances, but the dude has some serious guitar skills. I LOVE THIS SONG! I did NOT love the background singers so much. I feel like it was too much going on. Phillip really put some elbow grease into this performance, especially toward the end. He’s so chill. He’s so fly. He’s so fine. He’s so…okay, I’m out.

SteTy was feeling generous with his compliments tonight and proclaimed young Phil-Phil the new Springsteen. And, if the audience reaction can be relied upon as a approved sample group for “America”, I think Phillip might have this in the bag.

Ding! Round 2

Joshua’s Hometown Visit – Dear, sweet Joshua (did you know he’s the son of a preacher-man?) went home to Louisiana where he told the camera he was “kind of freaking out”. I would have believed him, but that sentence was delivered with a straight-no-emotion-face, so I don’t really buy it. I do buy that he is a nervous flyer, though! I’m sure his pilot loved his back-cabin driving.

Best Joshua line of the video: “Wow, they’re really acting like I’m Barack Obama or something!” Actually, now that I think about it he probably could be a politician…he was shaking hands and kissing babies like it was going out of style.This video package is the most animated I’ve ever seen him, so that was fun.

And it’s impossible to not to smile while you’re watching a hometown visit. Am I right?

Joshua picked “Imagine” by John Lennon for himself

So, let’s just get this out of the way. I know it’s a controversial choice, but David Archuleta still holds the title for my favorite performance of this song.

But Josh’s version was appropriate, competent, and beautiful (sorry to step on your toes, SteTy!). The shot of his bestie Hollie crying in the audience was sweet, I just didn’t like the gospel bent. But boy howdy, are they really playing the preacher’s kid card! Going after the church vote, are we producers?

Jessica’s Hometown Visit: This consisted of guys chasing her car which she CLAIMS has never happened before. Yeah, okay Jessica. The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise was very kind and lent them their helicopter to shuttle Jessica from one section of California to another. I did smile during this hometown visit, but I didn’t find it quite as heartwarming. It almost felt like her diva-ness came out full force.

Jessica picked “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith for herself

Oh, my gosh I hate this song. Working at Subway in high school pretty much ruined this song for me forever. FOR.EV.ER. Plus, if I’m going to pick a side, I thought Lauren Alaina did it better during Hollywood week last week.

I liked the way Jessica changed it, though. And let’s be real, her outfit was great but this was not her best performance. And that last note wavered a bit on pitch. Nevertheless, SteTy gave her a standing ovation. And really, that’s the only one you need on this, right?

Phillip’s Hometown Visit: Phillip’s hometown visit was definitely my favorite. From the guy in the crowd holding up a “You still owe me $10″ sign to the lifetime supply of El Maya half-order chicken and cheese nachos, no veggies for life announcement, Phillip delivered the best and most entertaining visit to his home turf. The second he stepped out of the car, there was a woman who would not be denied a hug. And that was pretty much the sentiment throughout. People love this guy! And Phillip teared up during his Dad’s proud speech, the parade, and took the time to hi-five the now-famous turkey from his Dad’s pawn shop. Good times.

Phillip picked “Disease” by Matchbox 20 for himself

Matchbox 20 is my least favorite band ever. Despite my strong objections, though, I used to have an office mate who loved their stuff and so I am familiar with this song. Phillip changed up the rhythm on it and I think it actually weakened the song a bit but I liked the more intimate setting. And okay, someone shoot straight with me. Are Phillip and that saxophone girl dating? She’s been on stage with him more than any other instrumentalist. I know he has a girlfriend, but I did not see her in the hometown visit, so I’m just saying.

I actually agreed with what the judges said, I just hated every second while they were saying it. Randy is so weird and tries to create drama every week. Dude. Just simmer down.

Ding! Round 3

Jimmy picked “No More Drama” by Mary J. Blige for Joshua

Clothes style-wise, Joshua’s the best right now. But I don’t care what he was wearing. His jumping up and down all the way through that performance made me queasy. I bet the camera guy was cursing him! Joshua left it all on the floor, though. And then stood and awkwardly held his jacket whilst Ryan stood beside him and the judges offered their critique.

 

Jimmy picked “I’ll Be There” by Jackson 5  for Jessica

When Jessica got her assignment from Jimmy via text message, I thought she said “I’ll be the hair”. But then I realized that’s NOT what she said. Good story, right? There was little to no emotional connection to this song and I actually don’t have much to say about it. I don’t think it was that unique, but I agree that Jessica is probably the most talented vocalist left.

 

Jimmy picked “We’ve Got Tonight” by Bob Seger for Phillip

Wait a second, is that Lionel Richie on piano? I don’t know who in the lighting department thought that Phillip should have purple hair, but that was really off-putting. I know the judges raved about this song, but I thought the song was boring! I did like his vocal quality, of course, but I don’t know what was so great about that melody. Nevertheless, he got a standing ovation from the judges so I guess what I think matters very little. As usual.

I honestly don’t know who’s headed into the finale. I think it should be Jessica and Phillip, but I think this is the closest competition in years!

Haddock out!

Top 4 Results: Hometown Bound May 11, 2012

Last night’s results show wasn’t much to write home about, so I thought I’d go “list-y” this week. Anything you’d add to either category?

Top 5 Most Awesome Moments

• Ryan’s pinstripe shirt. He’s so dapper. (See, J.Lo? Real men wear shirts.)
• Ford Music Video behind-the scenes. They should have done this a long time ago, it’s ten times better than the actual Ford Music Video. Well played, Ford folks. Well played.
• Top four’s performance of “California Dreamin’”. It’s about freaking time! That song has been in my head since Ryan announced the theme. Of all the dirty, rotten…
• David Cook’s awesome bobble-headed guitarist. I don’t know his name, but boy was he rockin’ out!
• The appropriate results for the evening. I was kind of worried, but it turns out that I shouldn’t have been.

Top 5 Most Awkward Moments

• The addition of the red carpet and WITH PEOPLE behind the velvet rope lines on the stage. C’mon guys. Let’s not make this weird.
• J.Lo’s performance. Wearing next to nothing. With shirtless guys behind her. And literally nothing of substance in the lyrics. I do not understand how she sits there and talks to contestants about emoting when she doesn’t showcase any emotion but “sexy”. And that’s not even an emotion!!!
• Ryan’s continual rubbing salt in the wounds by reminding “America” that one contestant wasn’t going to get to do a hometown visit next week, complete with tantalizing footage of previous years. Now, now Ryan! The contestants can’t control who votes for them. Let’s soften the blow a little, okay?
• Ryan’s trick trickery with not telling any of the contestants the results in the usual way.
• David Cook’s lack of originality. Okay, guys, I totally like David Cook but this song was mega-lame. It was almost like some guy decided to blend all the songs David Cook has sung (they all sound the same anyway) and mesh them together. Just say no.

Jimmy’s thoughts on the Top 4

Phillip: Jimmy felt that Phillip came into his own, and it’s just the beginning for him as an artist. Phillip finally delivered with the second song. (I totally agree)

Hollie: Jimmy thought that the first song played to Hollie’s strengths. But with the second song, she wasn’t ready to sing those lyrics and be authentic about it.

Joshua: Jimmy thought that the first song was too much…it was overdone. But the second song was a piece of magic that’s rarely seen on the Idol stage. It was a captivating performance.

Jessica: Jimmy said she did a great job on the first song, but it wasn’t a good idea for her to sing it because she did too much of the “growl”. But he thought she murdered her second song.

Final Results

Jessica is in the top 3 – well deserved.

Joshua is in the top 3 – no surprise there.

Phillip is the last person in the top 3!

And Hollie leaves. But I honestly think it was her time to go. The other three contestants have been much more consistent and deserve to go forward. Now, the question is, who will be in the top two? I could see it going anywhere!

Haddock out!

Top 4: Finally Fierce May 10, 2012

I might be shallow, but the first thing that struck me about last night’s performance was each contestant’s individual style. If Tommy Hilfiger had anything whatsoever to do with it, I gotta give the man props. But since he hasn’t shown his face for weeks and weeks, I’m guessing it was the Idol stylists. I know Simon would say “This isn’t FASHION idol! It’s a singing competition!” But since we’ve spent loads of time on the music, humor me, okay? I recently cut America’s Next Top Model out of my life, and I’m looking for a new outlet.

• Hollie looked fresh, fashionable, age appropriate, and radiant in her orange multi-edged top/pant combo. I loved the accessories and her hair/make up was done in a way that would have made Carrie Underwood’s stylist proud. In fact, her whole look reminded me of Carrie and she always looks impeccable.
• Joshua has settled into this “wear a cool and filmy shirt” gig that really suits him. It looks relaxed and casual which makes HIM look cool and collected. Plus, fashionable without looking like he spent hours in his closet putting together “the perfect oufit”. I could be wrong, but I don’t think boys do that as a general rule.
• Jessica left her super mini skirt at home to please “middle America” this week and instead went for a black, blue, and white color-blocked pant combo that made her look like the diva she is.
• And Phillip. Dear Phillip. He was definitely the weakest link because he channeled his inner JTT from the Home Improvement era. But he was wearing his signature color (gray) and really all he needed were those sparkly blew eyes and the now infamous vein to make an appearance.

And the theme for the night is…California Dreamin’. Which is, as explained by our faithful host Ry-Ry, songs or artists about the state of California. They’re really digging the bottom of the barrel after 11 years, aren’t they? Why even have a theme anymore?

The second round will feature songs that the contestants singing songs that they wish they would have written. And despite the fact that I just made fun of the loosey goosey weird themes, I actually like this one. I’m always thinking this about books.

And, as if they haven’t played the reel back enough during this whole “journey” we’ll see each Idol hopeful’s path tot the top four. Hey, they gotta kill two hours somehow, right?

In addition, my own personal theme for this blog will be “one word/phrase”. I’m going to come up with one word or a phrase for each contestant that I think really captures their performances for the night. It’s a hard job, but someone has to do it. Or, doesn’t really HAVE to, but I thought it’d be fun.

Phillip Phillips: Duck Musician

Each week, Phillip lets the Idol experience kind of roll off his back. Jimmy hates his performance? He’ll get up and do something similar the next week. Judges give him a harsh critique? You never see him exude any sort of major emotion except for when he’s singing. It’s all about the music, man! He’s just a go-with-the-flow guy in a pressure cooker environment. But heck if it’s gonna change him!

His path to the top four: He’s going to go as far as he can and utilize the fact that he’s got a fun seriousness about him. Plus, his family will always be there to tell him the truth…even if it’s not good news.

“Have You Ever Seen the Rain” by CCR

I liked a lot about this performance. First of all, he seemed looser and like he was having fun so that’s a great start. I only noticed half way through that he was sans guitar, so I didn’t feel like he was missing an appendage without it. He really had a light touch to his performance of this song, which I liked.

Too bad it was boring.

You know what wasn’t boring, though? J.Lo’s 80′s bangs and her antics of interrupting a perfectly lucid SteTy moment.

“Volcano” by Damian Rice

The instant I heard about what the second theme was, I knew Phillip would succeed at this challenge. He’s a singer/songwriter guy that’s probably put hours of thought into this very subject. I can just seem him sitting in a rocking chair on a southern porch somewhere, chewing on a long piece of grass, and gazing off into the sunset contemplating what song he wished he had written.

Before I watched this, I got a text from Renee and when I called her she said that she loved this song and loved Phillip Phillip’s version EVEN MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL and would be downloading it posthaste. Since (to my knowledge) Renee has never ever downloaded an Idol performance, I was shocked. And proud.

What a haunting, minor song with a gorgeous delivery and in this case the staging really went Phillip’s way. The performance was moody (in a good way) and he managed to infuse emotion into the lyrics without escalating the volume towards the end.

This was definitely one of my favorite Phillip Phillips performance.

Hollie Cavanagh: Sailor

Hollie has not had an easy time of it this season and for good reason! While it’s understandable that it took her a while to find her sea legs in this competition, it was kind of painful for us to experience along with her. However, I think she’s found them now! Tonight showcased the very best version of Hollie. At ease, confident, and delivering performances that didn’t make me feel like her song choices were big and over sized…like a little kid wearing their mother’s high heels.

She still has a ways to go in connecting with a song and really allowing the emotional piece of the puzzle to fall into place. But still, I gotta say. I’m surprised she’s still in the competition, but last night she proved that she was just as good as the remaining contestants.

Her path to the top four: She was rejected the first time around, but J. Lo believed in her and now she believes in herself and her life will never be the same.

“Faithfully” by Journey

Whoa. HOLD. THE. PHONE. AND. SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.

This song actually has dynamics!!! I can’t believe it. Week after week she’s delivered performances at the same volume and with the same power-ballad intensity, but this performance showed some range! Good for her.

Now, it wasn’t as effortless as I’d like and she whipped her microphone around too much to punctuate the end of her phrases. But I was still taken with her rendition. And her earrings.

“I Can’t Make You Love Me” by Bonnie Raitt

Again, loved the dynamics but this performance was a little rough. I think the judges were right–the emotion wasn’t all the way there. At least not in the way it should have been. Honestly? I think she confuses dynamics for emotions.

[Stupid Jason Derulo - I think this contest is so stupid. They should let a songwriter submit the full song rather than just "help Jason" finish the lyrics. Stupid.]

Joshua Ledet: Flying Turtle

Joshua dedicated this performance to his dad, which I thought was touching.

When you see Joshua close up, you get the sense that he’s super shy and would rather not have any attention directed his way. And then…he sings. I haven’t enjoyed all of his performances, but I have to admit that he’s owned each and every one of them. He transforms every time he takes the stage.

His path to the top four: He was rejected last year, but he recognizes that the judges were right…he wasn’t ready back then and was going through a lot.

“You Raise Me Up” by Josh Groban

Joshua started with a very appropriate beginning that was heartfelt and rich…a great gospel version of this song. He took care to not over sing, which is his natural tendency. Just this week on “The Voice” finale, Christina Aguilara’s contestant Chris Mann sang this same song. And apparently this song cannot be sung without a choir in attendence, no matter who sings it.

Still, who sang it better? I leave it up to you:

Chris Mann’s Performance

“It’s a Man’s, Man’s, Man’s World” by James Brown

I loved that section in the intro package where Jimmy told Joshua to call him if he needed anything and Joshua started laughing. When questioned, Joshua told him that he didn’t have Jimmy’s number. Ahem. Maybe you had to be there.

I think he gave a masterful performance that had just the right amount of emotion. It was clear that the song enveloped him, body and soul, and it rightfully earned him a standing ovation.

But…once again, he did a song that was recently sung by a contestant on “The Voice”, so take a listen and see who’s version you prefer. I’d be interested to know…

Juliet Simm’s Performance

Jessica Sanchez: Undercover Diva

Back when Jessica was singing to the boxes in her room, I guarantee you that she practiced her ‘I’m so sweet please love me’ expression. She’s been whipping that out all season and mascarading herself as a Joshua. AKA someone who is shy and demure but just can’t help but sing powerfully. But the truth is, she’s not that way. She’s a total diva and a little calculating in her approach to this competition.

Not that she doesn’t deserve to be proud of the way she sings, because she’s a powerhouse to be sure! But, I’m just saying.

Her path to the top four: She’s been singing and performing pretty much since the womb and can’t imagine doing anything else. This competition gave her the chance to find her people–other contestants who love music just as much as she does.

“Steal Away” by Etta James

Now, call me crazy but I thought Jimmy was going to keep her from singing these more mature songs?

I thought it was a very good performance, but came off as a comfortable one. Without that strong ending, it wouldn’t have been memorable to me at all.

“And I Am Telling You” by Jennifer Holiday

I remember crying my face off when Jennifer Hudson sang this in DreamGirls. She made you feel like your heart was being ripped out, for goodness sakes! And it wasn’t pleasant! But it was iconic. And Jessica tackled it with every inch of her diva-ness.

I’d say she conquered the dragon and rocked her performance! But what I kept marveling at was her breath control. Some of those phrases were SO LONG I would have been gasping for air. Not Jessica, though. She completely took up residence in that song.

Joshua and Phillip sing “This Love” by Maroon 5

It made me laugh that even while sitting down, Phillip can’t keep his legs still. And Joshua’s improvs were really well done. All in all, I agreed with the judges that the song was a perfect choice for both of their styles and they carried it off without a hitch.

[When Ry-Ry made fun of Randy's jacket by telling him that all he wanted to do was buy ice cream from him? Loved. It.]

Jessica and Hollie sing “Eternal Flame” by The Bengals

These two girls are deceptively powerful and this was actually a perfect pairing. I know they didn’t really have a choice, but it was almost like it was meant to be. Out of the two of them, Jessica seemed more in command of the stage. But they had great harmonies even though Jessica’s vibrato was a little much in parts. Hollie’s pitch wasn’t the greatest all the way through, but I thought they did a beautiful job. (Oh no! Someone stop me before I turn into SteTy and go over the top!)

At the end of the girls’ performance, Phil and Josh came out on the swings that they used as props during the song and humor abounded. I love that the group is so comfortable now with whole Idol gig that these moments can happen more spontaneously.

Whelp, that’s the end! And next week we’ll be down to three. Do you think this is Hollie’s week? If not, who’s going home??

Haddock out!

Top 5 Results: Premature Confetti May 4, 2012

Well, we’re really getting down to it now, aren’t we? Next week we’ll only have 4 Idol contestants clinging to their microphones for dear life.

There’s been a certain rhythm to these results show over the seasons, so it really was jarring when Ryan announced that we’d be starting off with results. Wait, no trailer? No stupid judges banter? No scantily clad J.Lo video to premiere? No random couch discussions with Ry-Ry? Okaaay then. Off we go!

(Is it just me or did the crowd cheer louder for Carrie Underwood than for Coldplay? Just sayin’. )

It’s also worth noting that Kieren-the-light-guy is out tonight…in my head it’s because his wife went into labor, but I don’t know these people. Instead, Ryan’s “dim the lights” request is going to a guy named Matt. I wish Matt’s name was something more ethnic, but I guess I can live with that kind of disappointment.

Joshua’s Results

Wow, I’m digging Joshua’s whole look right now! That shirt looks stylish, artsy, and comfortable all at the same time. I kind of want it for myself. I’m sure I could make it into a bracelet somehow, if I search Pinterest hard enough.

Joshua according to Jimmy: At this point, he’ll be hard to beat. Jimmy felt that “Somebody to Love” was the best performance this year. (Jimmy is clearly off his rocker on this one.)

Verdict: Joshua’s safe.

[Side note: In the quest that Idol has begun to take over the world through Twitter, Ryan announced that once they got 10,000 tweets with a specific Idol-related hashtag, they would unlock an exclusive video available only at AmericanIdol.com. I'm only interested in being swayed to the dark side if that video tells me how to win a million dollars, okay Ryan?]

Coldplay Performs “Paradise”

Grafiti lighting! NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, AV guys!

For a big-deal band their performance was pretty laid back…some might have mistaken it for a lack of energy if they were being persnickety. (Ahem) But I’d never be that way.

Hollie and Phillip’s Results

Hollie according to Jimmy: She approached the song in the right way by paying homage to Tina Turner but not trying to be her. The second song wasn’t as magical, but Jimmy thinks she’s safe.

Phillip according to Jimmy: Phillip should be commended because most people would have quit if they suffered from the same kind of ailment that he has been dealing with. Still, Phillip performed two bland songs and has been coasting. Therefore, he should be in the bottom two.

Verdict: Hollie is in bottom two and Phillip is safe.

Carrie Underwood Performs “Blow It Away”

Carrie Underwood is such a rock star. She’s sooo gorgeous. And to be honest, her performance put Coldplay’s to shame. I do wish I could have heard her more because those verses were pretty low. Also, those were some fierce heels!

Still, her performance only earned her polite clapping from the Idol contestants. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt since there were still a few folks waiting anxiously for their results.

Skylar and Jessica’s Results

Skylar according to Jimmy: She’s a fighter and goes for it every time she’s on stage. While her second performance was very peculiar to him, she doesn’t deserve to leave tonight. Next week she needs to find a crushing song that wins the night to get into the finale.

Jessica according to Jimmy: Jimmy loved every part of “You are so Beautiful” and though it was magnificent. But during the first song “Proud Mary”, he thought that Jessica took on Tina Turner in a dress that was too mature for her. (At this point, we had an inset of Jessica listening to Jimmy and she made a face and stuck out her tongue. Hold it together, girl!)

My question is, why is Jimmy reduced to giving fashion advice? Isn’t that how Tommy Hilfiger should be making himself useful?

Verdict: Jessica is safe, Skylar is in the bottom two!

Coldplay Performs “Heaven Is In Sight”

Coldplay’s lead singer started the song and sang much of the first verse doubled over, so that was an interesting choice. Or maybe he was having stomach pains of some sort. Maybe sympathy pains for Kieren’s wife?

I thought the vibe of this song bridged a funny gap between club song and Irish jig, but Coldplay seemed to stay on key which is more admirable than one might think.

At the end of the performance, confetti fell from the sky. I really hope that wasn’t the confetti they had earmarked for the finale! Otherwise, someone might be losing their job this week…

Final Results

Before the final results were delivered, Randy told Ryan that he thought this was the best top 5 they’ve ever had. I don’t agree, actually, but maybe it’s just because I have very little emotional connection to the remaining contestants unlike past seasons.

And, Skylar is going home. Let me tell you, I did not expect to shed a tear but Hollie’s reaction and the fact that Skylar held it together so well to perform Miranda Lamberts “Gunpowder and Lead” made me cry!

So, my prediction came true. But how often does THAT happen? I’m going to savor it while I still can.

In addition, I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who feels that Ryan is worth his weight in gold as the host of this show. You go, Ry-Ry!

Haddock out!

Top 5: Fevered Pitch May 3, 2012

It seems insane to me that it’s already May. And while I’m still clinging to my studded snow tires for at least another week, thanks to the unpredictable Colorado weather, at least there are some things that I can count on:

• Ryan will always be the consummate professional host, parlaying into each commercial break with the ease that makes him the bestest host ever.
• Randy and Steven’s fashion will always baffle me.
• And Twitter tags on the bottom left-hand side of the screen never cease to infuriate me.

The trailer folks led us into the episode posing deep and philosophical questions about the remaining contestants including, “Who will challenge the weather?”. At least that’s what I thought it said at first glance. Turns out, it really said “Who will weather the challenge?”. I promise I’m not dyslexic.

This week’s theme? 60′s and Brit Pop…which I found ironic since the show is AMERICAN Idol. I guess Hollie is breaking down a few barriers this season.

Hollie Cavanagh

“River Deep, Mountain High”

Okay, those “do-do’s” that the back-up singers were doing had to have been recorded. Their mouths weren’t quite lining up with what was coming out of the speakers. Still, Hollie channeled her inner Jessica and took to the stage with a newly invigorated stage presence. Still, I’m not sure the “gimme” hand motion (We will also call it the Matrix beckon) is equal to attitude. While her approach was leaps and bounds better than her past performances,  in my humble opinion there was not a lot of originality shown in her version of the song.

But that didn’t stop Randy from being all dramatic and confirming that J.Lo and Steven liked it (pretending that he was going to be contrary) and then agreeing. J.Lo got her feathers all ruffled and she shouldn’t have. I clearly saw Randy lean over after Hollie finished performing and say the word “wow!”. Stupid judges, fake drama is for kids!

“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis

Keep it intimate is a very good tip from our guest mentor, Steven. I really enjoyed the less aggressive vocal and thought she could have pulled back even more. There was one awkward part that was repeated twice that gave her some transition problems, but for the most part this was a solid performance from the new Hollie.

Nevertheless, the red piano made me miss Colton.

Phillip Phillips

“The Letter” by the Box Tops

unlike Hollie, I do like that Phillip tries to insert his own style into pretty hardcore legendary songs. I just don’t think that this was a slam dunk. Jimmy was right, the song needed progression and a big moment which was noticeably absent from Phil-Phil’s rendition. I was glad to see that Phillip had a little more spark in his eyes this week and I hope that means that some of his pain has been alleviated. Plus, I love the rhythm change-up near the end!

I do just need to get something off of my chest, though. WHY ARE THE AV GUYS SO DEAD SET ON LITERALLY AND VISUALLY INTERPRETING EVERY SONG? For Phillips performance, these geniuses decided to employ the use of the lyrics written on, you guessed, a letter. And, lest we forget that the name of this song is “The Letter”, there were also envelopes flying all over the place. Sheesh. Haven’t these people ever seen a music video? Goodness knows, those rarely have anything to do with the actual song lyrics.

“Time of the Season” by The Zombies

When I heard that Phillip was tackling this song, a deep feeling of dread worked its way into my stomach. Why? Blake Lewis’ version of this song was so iconic to me that I was afraid that Phillip Phillips’ would pale in comparison.

I was right.

Mostly I think I could have enjoyed Phillip’s performance of the song if it hadn’t been riddled with pitch problems. (Cringe.)

[Tie-dye, AV guys? Really? Well, I guess I should be happy that Zombies weren't present on the screen.]

Skylar Laine

“Fortunate One” by Creedance Clearwater Revival and “You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me” by Dusty Springfield

I don’t have much more to say about Skylar. I can appreciate that she’s always really into her performance and looks like she’s having a good time. I can further appreciate that she has a good voice and a sparkly personality.

But I don’t like country, I rarely like her songs, and I don’t think she’s going to be here after this week. Goodness knows, however, there are a lot of people out there who champion country music, so I could be wrong!

Jessica Sanchez

“Proud Mary” by Creedance Clearwater Revival

Whoa. That ring she’s got on has got some FRINGE! I liked that the way she did this song was very Jessica. But during her performance several concerns distracted my focus from her actual vocal:

1. I was very concerned about the length and cut of her dress. It felt like there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction at ANY. MINUTE.

2. I was concerned that the Idol producers are not allowing her to eat any food. She is the tiniest person ever.

3. I was concerned that the beaded curtain that dropped from floor to ceiling was a hazard and that one strand would go and all the beads would create a very unstable environment for Jessica and her 10″ heels.

Even with all of that going on, though, she definitely owned the stage and I think she deserves to be in the top 3 this week.

Wait a second, everyone knew that Jennifer was a big Elise fan? I didn’t. You crazy, J.Lo!

“You Are So Beautiful” by Joe Cocher

Jessica started this song surrounded by candles, fog, and random sparkly lights (fire hazard!). But heeding Jimmy’s suggestion to bring in acoustic guitars instead of the more traditional instruments? Best. Choice. Ever.

Like J.Lo, I love that she took her time with the song, didn’t rush it, and made a few small tweaks that modernized it.

QOTN: “I don’t recognize you without your heels.” – Ryan Seacrest (after this statement and neatly sidestepping Randy’s suggestion that he wear the high heels I appreciated anew the fact that he doesn’t take himself too seriously)

Joshua Ledet

“Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” by The Temptations

The theatrics of the choreography really added something for me. I liked that a lot.

I still stick to my assessment from last week, though. He sings every song at one volume with scant dynamics and most of his vocal (while sometimes impressive) is still screamy.

Also, Ryan, I’m disappointed that you don’t know a tulip from a daffodil! *Headdesk.

“To Love Somebody” by The Bee Gees

The stage guys must have gotten off early tonight since Joshua reused Jessica’s candle set-up.

Here’s the long and short of it:

• I didn’t like the song.
• I did like the modicum of restraint he showed vocally at the beginning
• I don’t understand why the judges gave him another standing ovation.

Joshua and Phillip’s Duet

“You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling” by The Righteous Brothers

Phillip treated this song with a light touch and Joshua seemed more relaxed, too. They sounded good together! But it didn’t seem like they were having fun singing it together. Maybe Joshua “friends off-ed” Phillip before they started?

Jessica, Hollie, and Skylar’s Trio

“Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher” by Jackie Wilson

To introduce this song, Ryan actually uttered the words “Girl Power Activate”. Awesome.

They sounded great and it was a very competent performance. Still, I was kind of distracted by the So You Think You Can Dance promo that came on in the commercial break before. YES!

Ahem. But we’re still on this show. And we’re tantalizingly close to being done for the year…who do you think is going to be in the top two? My take:

I think Phillip and Jessica deserve to be the last two standing but Joshua is clearly the horse that the judges are backing and Hollie is the come-back kid. Plus, like I said, there are lots of crazy lunatics out there that dig country music. Soooo, it really could go down a lot of different ways. Still, my money’s on Skylar to be eliminated tonight.

Haddock out!

The Top 6: Combination Edition April 27, 2012

UPDATE: I missed the boat on posting this on Thursday, so let’s do a little combo action…show and results show all for the price of one!

Well, I can honestly say that after last week’s elimination, I no longer care that much about who wins. It’s not that I don’t like the remaining contestants…I think they are all really talented. I just feel that Colton–for all his faults–was the most ORIGINAL artist, and I’m going to miss his flava’ in this competition. If I were a betting woman (and don’t worry, Mom, I’m not!), I’d put all my chips in on Phillip Phillips for the win. But as usual, Ry-Ry is right: Everyone’s at risk.

As the judges enter, J. Lo saunters to her seat wearing what I can only describe as an MC Hammer-inspired space suit. Randy, for his part, has decided to do away with subtlety all together and just wear a pin that says “Yo”. I’m not making this stuff up, guys!

Just when I was settling in and getting ready for the show, Ryan uttered the sentence “One of these kids will become music royalty.” Really, Ryan? I can see “Idol Royalty”, but it seems that the lofty title of “music royalty” should probably be held for those that have been in the music business long enough to prove it. Perhaps a group like…Queen?

You know my intense dislike for Tommy Hilfiger, but I kind of would have paid to hear his running commentary and  perspective on Queen’s style throughout that video montage. Freddie Mercury’s chest-baring singlet top is now (unfortunately) burned into my memory. Get it out! Get it OUT!

I was stoked to see that two members of the band were mentoring the contestants this week. But it turns out all we got to see the Idol-ites asking some carefully prepared questions (probably on a note card). I couldn’t get over the fact that the gray haired dude (Roger or Brian? Not sure) TOTALLY looked like Patrick Duffy’s brother. Could. Not. Get. Over. It. (“Step by step, day by day. A fresh start over…”)

Roger Taylor and Brian May Perform a Queen Medley

The stand-outs for me here were definitely Elise and Jessica. I was kind of expecting Elise to be great at rock, but Jessica really surprised me! She can totally pull this off. And boy, is this Elise’s sweet spot or what??

As soon as the beginning strains of “We are the Champions” rang through the air, I was immediately transported back to my childhood when I (with my sisters) would watch Mighty Ducks over and over again. I loved that movie! And the song was such an anthem for the team that mastered the “flying V”.

If Elise and Jessica were the champions, Hollie and Jacob were the clear underdogs. But all-in-all, a good performance by all.

Jessica Sanchez

Queen’s Pick - “Bohemian Rhapsody”

I liked the rocking section the best, though she handled both well.

• How creepy were those floating faces of Jessica singing on the screen in the background. I’ll tell you…they were SUPER creepy. Creepster.
• The ending of that song was fantastic! Well done, Jess (you don’t mind if I call you Jess, right?).
• I kind of agree with the judges about the sneakers, but I do NOT agree that she can’t handle rock. The song choice might have been a little weird, but she proved she can rock out during the group performance.
• I don’t really get why her outfit incorporated a zipper that went no where, though. Tommy’ll have to explain it to me.

Jessica’s Pick -  “Dance With My Father” by Luther Van Dross

• Aww! Jessica’s Dad is deploying to Singapore so she dedicated the song to him.
• I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I do NOT understand how these people sing these emotional songs without crying their faces off every second. I couldn’t do it.
• Jessica according to her fellow Idols: She has to do schoolwork. Which Phillip Phillips is convinced is a government consipracy to help her sing better. That kid.
• The song was a stark contrast to video package that came before.
• What gorgeous phrasing and treatment to each note!
• I feel like there was a pitch problem with one of the notes during the power bridge, but the tender soft, breathy moments were a perfect touch.
• I thought the fan blowing her in the face at the end was “over the top”. And what do you know! SteTy agrees. How shocking.
• Also, Steven, just so you know, she sounds exactly like Beyonce. So you can stop saying that she sounds like noone else.

VERDICT: Jessica Sanchez was in the top three this week.

Skylar Laine

Queen’s Pick – “The Show Must Go On”

• Wow, Ryan is really big on emphasizing the contestants’ ages tonight.

• I honestly thought this was the best Skylar performance to date. Probably because it tended more towards pop than country.
• The strength of her voice showed better at the beginning…and the end. The middle was a little mushy.
• I’m pretty much done with Randy’s “gotta have it” catchphrase. If he’s so serious about it, he should make a pin that says that and wear it on his lapel next week. I’d rather read it than have to listen to it.

Skylar’s Pick -  “Tattoos on this Town” by Jason Aldean

• Skylar according to her fellow Idols: She’s a firecracker. “She can’t stop talking or singing…that’s a known fact. You can google it.” – Phillip Phillips
• This song showed her country comfort zone.
• The song sounded great, but just isn’t my cup ‘o tea. Which, if you’re wondering, is either Irish Breakfast tea with sugar and milk OR Honey Vanilla Camomile. You can file that away for later, if you want.
• P.S. – Randy, you did not invent the word “ginormous”.

VERDICT: Skylar was in the bottom three this week.

 Joshua Ledet

Queen’s Pick - “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”

• Here’s the deal…I’m getting pretty tired of Joshua. I think he overworks every song he does.
• At first it was impressive…and it still is in a way, but I feel like there are no dynamics to his performances. He pretty much screams everything.
• And yet, the judges continue to give him standing ovations. I just don’t know what to do with that information.
• Randy told Joshua that he checked everything off the list…four times. I’m not sure where the number four comes into it, but then again I’ve never been good with numbers. Apparently neither is the Dawg.
• Just like that, Jennifer has a new favorite. Buh-bye, DeAndre.

Joshua’s Pick  – “Ready for Love” by India.Arie

• Joshua according to his fellow Idols: He’s loud, not the neatest fellow (which, Holly, is kind of like the pot calling the kettle black!).
• Oh. Em. Gosh! I LOVE THIS SONG. And I loved the toned-down Joshua…the vocal sounded so pure.
• Here’s the thing, though. I just don’t think he knows how to create drama in a performance without using theatrics, screaming, and vocal runs. And that’s a shame, because I think it was a wasted opportunity for him.
• But, it did manage to get him another standing ovation from the judges who are apparently handing them out like Saturday samples at Costco. To everyone EXCEPT the dearly departed Colton.

VERDICT: Joshua is in the top three this week.

Elise Testone

Queen’s Pick – “I Want It All”

• YES. This is what she needs to do for all her songs.
• Her performance sounded amazing, it all just clicked.
• The tambourine was kind of distracting, but at least she didn’t drop it or anything.
• And just in case we didn’t know what the lyrics were, the screen behind had it. That was thoughtful of Kieren’s friends in the AV department.
• SteTy was taking a new phrase out for a spin. Now, rivaling “beautiful” his newest compliment is “over the top”. I think YOU’RE over the top, SteTy.
• I think Elise is super talented but every time she opens her mouth, she does herself a disservice. Also, probably not the best strategic decision to shake the tambourine while Ryan is trying to give out your numbers. Let the people here!

Elise’s Pick – ” Bold As Love ” by Jimi Hendrix

• Elise according to her fellow Idols: She laughs after everything she says and “She’s always pointing to a note like she’s a sniper.” – Phillip Phillips
• I don’t like this song. There were too many lyrics and not enough melody.
• Memorization of said lyrics was impressive, and her voice is too, but it didn’t come together.
• Randy and J. Lo almost came to blows on what they thought of her performance.

VERDICT: Elise was in the bottom two this week.

Phillip Phillips

Queen’s Pick - “Fat Bottom Girls”

• Phil Phil nixed the guitar this week, which I think is a good move.
• Those background vocalists were AMAZING, but Phillip got a little bit drowned out.
• Hmm, seems that a ccapella sections are big tonight.
• Phillip’s Tone and pitch was good, so that makes for a nice performance. Still, it wasn’t my favorite.

Randy agreed with me and said that he “wasn’t jumping up and down” for this performance. And Ryan, lickety split!, called RaJax on it by saying that Randy’s never jumped up and down in the 11 years he’s been on the show. Take THAT, Randy!

Phillip Phillips – “The Stone” by Dave Matthews

• Phillip according to his fellow Idols – He’s sarcastic. (No, really??) and he’s really handsome, but when he sings it’s not attractive. [This statement was accompanied by some pretty fantastic impersonations of PP. They were brilliant and made me laugh.]
• Love the fiddle. The song did fit Phillip like a glove.
• I know this is going to sound weird, but the performance was too calm.
• Also, the melody of this song was weird. I don’t really love it.
• The musicians were brilliant, though.
• I felt like this song was anti-climatic. But it doesn’t look as though Ry-Ry’s girlfriend agrees with me.

Hollie Cavanagh

Queen’s Pick  – “Save Me”

• The sound you just heard was the show’s momentum coming to a screeching halt.
• I found this performance boring. But she did look looser, so she’s got that going for her. Which is more than I can say about a lot of her performances.
• I’m not sure what J. Lo is talking about half the time.
• Jimmy Iovine said the title of this song was a subconscious plea to the American public.

Hollie’s Pick – “ The Climb ” by Miley Cyrus

• Hollie according to her fellow Idols: She’s Skylar’s bestie (wait! I thought Joshua was her BFF?). She talks funny.
• I must say this “artist’s pick” section of trying to remember the name and artist of each song (since Ryan isn’t looping us in) is kind of like a fun game. I got all but Skylar’s. Not a big fan of Jason Aldean, as you might expect.
• I like that she changed it up slightly at the end. Otherwise, it was pretty generic.
• Annnd, another standing ovation from the judges (but Hollie was cute so it wasn’t so annoying).

VERDICT: Hollie was in the bottom two.

A few things from the results show

This edition of “The Couch” featured a visit to TMZ where the contestants learned the following VERY USEFUL information:

• Colton & Skylar ARE NOT DATING. I do not get how this rumor got started.
• There’s a lot of messy rooms all up in the Idol mansion.
• Be careful of what you put on YouTube, it could come back to haunt you.

[Side note: CASEY(!!!) joined Ryan on stage to give some advice about touring with American Idol. It was "watch out for pranks" but I could barely hear him because his hair was shouting so loud. Whoa hair, Casey. We get that you're bluesy and artistic, but there's no need to become a mountain man. Grooming is important.]

Stefano Langone Performed “I’m On a Roll”

Four quick thoughts that ran through my head:

1. “Oh, old squinty eyes!”

2. Stefano is good at what he does…the performance had tons of energy.

3. The verses were too low and he sounded out of breath.

4. The dancing was awesome! And Stefano kept up. Good for him.

Katy Perry Performed “Part of Me”

The sound-bytes before I started reaching for my remote to fast-forward…

• At least her outfit is relatively modest.
• Interesting army theme. Very G.I. Jane.
• That chorus had to have been lip-synced.
• It must be hard to sing with all of that dry ice on stage.
• This girl rocked her purple hair.

Final Results

Elise was voted off. I can’t say I’m surprised…well, I guess I can but I’m more surprised that she lasted this long. Hollie’s voice isn’t as good as Elise’s, but she’s got more of a likeability factor.

Were you surprised? Do you think anyone but Phillip Phillips will take home the crown this year?

53 Million Votes… April 20, 2012

…you mean nothing to me. I suppose this goes to show that just because there’s a quantity of something doesn’t mean there’s a quality. But we should back up a wee bit.

Last night (as on most Thursday nights) I was at worship team practice, minding my own business when I got this text from Renee.

Renee: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: WHO??????

Me: I can take it

Renee: SOMEONE I DIDN’T EXPECT!!!!

ME: I need a name!

Renee: A boy…

Renee: Not Phillip

And this is where I’ll stop because there’s still a show to recap. But suffice it to say, for Renee–an editorial assistant–to make such liberal use of exclamations is kind of a big deal. And this conversation kind of sums up my reaction to tonight’s eliminated contestant.

I spied Taylor Hicks in the audience before our top 7 took the stage for their group number. But I’m just wondering…are there any Taylor Hicks fans still out there? If there are, they must have gone into deep hiding is all I’m sayin’.

Top 7 Perform “Dancin’ in the Street”

This was a pretty solid performance from our remaining Idol contestants, so I don’t have much to say. But it did seem as though Jessica’s mic wasn’t on for her first few little solos. Or maybe it was just too low for her and therefore hard for us to hear.

About halfway through the song I finally noticed the guy in the background spinning on his head and doing other break dance-y kind of moves. And after I noticed that, it was hard to concentrate on anything else. UNTIL I noticed that one of the girl dancers had either lavender or blue lipstick on. And then, all of a sudden, there were balloons all over the place.

So, I guess my experience with this performance can kind of be summed up in one statement. “Ooo! Shiny!”

Results for Joshua and Hollie

Joshua according to Jimmy: He did himself good by staying in his sweet spot.  If he keeps doing what he’s doing he could end up in the finale.

Hollie according to Jimmy: She came out of her shell but she has a long road if she wants to make it to the finale.

Verdict: Despite Ry-Ry’s trickiness, Joshua is safe. Hollie in the bottom three.

[Side note: And now we learn that the reason that Taylor Hicks is in the audience is to promote his very ambiguous and not at all appealing-sounding Vegas show. I suppose the producers had to throw him a bone since he did technically win his season. I just wish this Taylor, older and wiser than he was on his season, would learn how to do a proper intro. Yelling "KRIS ALLEN" is not really what we were looking for there. But luckily, Ryan agreed with me and gave my favorite winner of Idol his fair introduction.]

Kris Allen Performs “Vision of Love”

I’m very familiar with the song, having downloaded it back in March so I just enjoyed watching the performance as a whole. That was a super duper cool piano that would go GREAT with my decor…though moving a piano into a basement would probably provide some challenges that I’d rather not deal with.

I did get a little bit dizzy watching Kris Allen spin round and round whilst he played and sang. And if I felt that way, I have some sympathy in my heart for Kris and also the camera men assigned to record this little item for us viewers at home. Maybe Ryan can ask Kieren the light guy to take them out for a cupcake or something.

I do think his stage presence has really grown, as has his person style. I just love his authenticity and mellow vibe.

Results for Skylar and Elise

According to Jimmy:

Both did Marvin Gaye songs, Skylar delivered and Elise fell flat.

For Elise to be in the finale, she has to find a potent rock song that she can deliver authentically and deliver it like she did the Led Zeppelin song. Skylar gets better every week and she’s the best performer we’ve got.

After Jimmy threw in his two cents, Ryan asked Elise if she feels like the judges are harder on her. And she proceeded to go on and on about how mean they are and that she gets so down, etc etc. She needs to filter and get on board the happy train! I have no idea how she’s escaped elimination thus far with how many times she’s been in the bottom three. Save your sob story, Testone!

Verdict: Skylar is safe; Elise is in the bottom three.

LMFAO Performs “Sorry for Party Rocking”

I think I do own one LMFAO song that has taken up permanent residence on my work-out mix. But that’s all their songs are really good for. And this song wasn’t really good for anything. I think that much could pretty much be surmised when the dancing zebra took the stage.

I fast-forwarded the rest of it.

Results for Phillip, Colton, and Jessica

Jessica According to Jimmy: She’s singing songs too old for her and people don’t relate. Jimmy’s going to try to fix that.

Phillip According to Jimmy:  He did a great job with Usher song but the second song he could take or leave. Phillip should be in the finale.

Colton According to Jimmy: Gaga was completely wrong for him and his look was too weird, but he can come back. He just needs to regroup and get better songs.

Verdict: Jessica is safe. Phillip is safe. Colton in bottom three.

Final Verdict

All the way through the show, I thought that at the end they were going to eliminate two people since last week the “save” was used. But then I realized that they don’t have to do that…Jermaine’s abrupt departure of the show is now equalized.

Elise is safe.

HOLLIE (??!?!) is safe.

And just like that, Colton was voted off.

Even though Renee had warned me that it was coming, I still felt a measure of disbelief…and then when he responded to his ousting, I was kind of not surprised that “America” sent him home.  Honestly, I think it was his whole approach and the way he portrayed himself that made people not want to vote for him, because his music was brilliant. In fact, now that you all know that I am an Idol music downloading fool, I have to say that Colton’s version of “September” hit my top 5 list of downloaded singles from the show. I’d say the list probably goes like this:

1. “Heartless” by Kris Allen

2. “Heard It Through the Grapevine” by Casey Abrams

3. “September” by Colton Dixon

4. “You Give Love a Bad Name” by Blake Lewis

5. “Mad World” by Adam Lambert

Before they rolled the video of his time on Idol, Colton told us that he wasn’t himself last night and apologized. But my real question is, who was he winking at during the exit video? And then with an awkward handhold/shake from Ryan, he was on his way.

To console myself I made myself a little “I’ll Miss Colton” playlist on my iPod.Were you shocked by Colton’s ousting? And who do you want to win it all?