The Luck ‘O The Irish…but only for 11

Top 11 moments of tonight’s results show:

11. David Cook’s vast hairstyle improvement and his complete mastery of the stage. Gosh, I miss the solid performances of the last two seasons.

10. Simon asking Ryan: “Do you want my job?” and Ryan’s response: “No thanks, I’m pretty comfortable with mine.”

9. The return of the judge’s save…where was this LAST week? Sniff.

8. THE FACT THAT PAIGE IS IN THE BOTTOM THREE! YAY! FINALLY!

[Does Ryan really need that teensy tiny table in front of him? Is that really helping him deliver the results? It’s not very manly.]

7. Randy impersonating Justin Timberlake. Priceless.

6. TIM IS IN THE BOTTOM THREE! YAY! FINALLY!

5. Didi, Lee, Siobhan, and Crystal are safe. As it should be. Good job, America.

[Why aren’t the contestants wearing green? Sheesh. Nothing like tempting fate, folks.]

4. Ellen’s comment after Simon told Katie she should sing country and Kara told her to sing R&B. She said “I think it should be mariachi.”

3. LACEY IS IN THE BOTTOM THREE! YAY! FINALLY!

[Can all three go home? Let’s just move this along.]

2. My mom’s response to Keisha’s performance: “Oh, brother!” followed by an “Oh, my word.”

1.  Watching the results show with my parents who are visiting me this week. 🙂

Good-bye, Lacey and your super sugary sweet phone voice. If it’s any consolation, Lacey, I’d rather Tim or Paige be leaving tonight. Ah, well. There’s always next week, right?

Haddock, out!

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