My co-worker Allison’s husband forwarded this email to her and she was gracious enough to share it with me…so I will share it with you. 🙂 Happy Friday, all!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING . . . . . BRRRR!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Colorado plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Colorado sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Colorado drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Coloradoans throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Coloradoans close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Colorado get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.
People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Coloradoans get upset because they can’t start the snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Colorado start saying… “Cold enough fer ya?”
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Colorado public schools will open 2 hours late.