Funny, Funny Friday Forward

My co-worker Allison’s husband forwarded this email to her and she was gracious enough to share it with me…so I will share it with you. 🙂 Happy Friday, all!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING . . . . . BRRRR!

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Colorado plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Colorado sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Colorado drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Coloradoans throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Coloradoans close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Colorado get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.
People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Coloradoans get upset because they can’t start the snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Colorado start saying… “Cold enough fer ya?”

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Colorado public schools will open 2 hours late.

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2 thoughts on “Funny, Funny Friday Forward

  1. Dad says:

    Oh M,

    Now that you’re a Coloradoan, you think you’re soooo tough in cold weather! Well, I spent 5 years of my life working on the North Slope of Alaska, where it is colder than a Mother-in-Law’s kiss! (6 months out of the year ambient is -45…with a wind chill index of -60 to -80 below zero) I’ve heard that a kiss from your Mother-in-Law can be cold…I wouldn’t know because I miss my Mother-in-Law GREATLY!

    Love,
    Dad

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