so, yesterday…

…I found a spider in my bathroom sink.  I was incredibly calm about the whole thing (if I do say myself), and had a little chat with said spider.  Granted, it was one-sided, but that’s all you can expect out of an arachnid.

“Mr. Spider,” I said. “Thank you for making it so easy for me to dispose of you.”

And with that, I smushed him with a piece of toilet paper and rinsed Mr. Spider down the drain. I guess that’s the difference between me and Miss Muffet.

Happy Friday!

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